Jan
29
True Story:
In sixth grade, my health teacher played the majority of a Twin Peaks episode in class before realizing it wasn’t an educational video about STDs.
Ghandiboy
Josh, 27. Eater of pizza, pooper on of the patriarchy, shy people person, Biblioklept, synth polka fan, booty positive.
Posts tagged True Story
True story:
When I was a little boy, I thought suit jackets were called soup jackets.
When I was a little girl, I thought trench coats were called french toast.
Dead serious.
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Dec
31
True story:
Once a waitress asked if I would like the soup or salad, to which I replied “Yes, the super salad sounds great!”
Dec
28
True story:
Last year, my high school gym teacher was arrested in a craigslist prostitution sting.
Reblogging Because I found the fucking asshole’s mugshot.
Also stay tuned for My True Stories season 2!
Jul
20
True story:
I rarely sing in the shower, but I often sing on the toilet.
Jul
14
True story:
Wednesday morning I found a random picture of a smiling baby lying on the sidewalk, next to the door of my apartment building.
Jul
6
True story:
When I was seven I was in the cub scouts for three weeks, and then the troop leader shot himself.
Jul
5
True story:
When I was a little boy, I thought suit jackets were called soup jackets.
Jul
3
True story:
Once in tenth grade I fell asleep in study hall, and had a dream I was being attacked by a bunch of rabid cats. I woke up screaming, with the whole class staring at me.
Jun
29
True story:
Two years ago Rachel Maddow read something I wrote on her show!
Jun
10
True story:
The other day I was telling a co-worker about my new apartment, and out of nowhere a crazy old lady we work with interrupted us shouting “You have to move out of there, that whole neighborhood is infected with AIDS.”
Jun
9
True story:
One time me and my friend Kyle thought we saw Lou Reed at the mall, too shy to approach him, we just followed five paces behind loudly singing Velvet Underground songs. He never turned around.
Jun
6
True story:
this morning I was looking out of the second story window of my new apartment. I noticed an attractive young women waiting at the bus stop below, and then she picked her nose… and ate it. Funny thing was, It didn’t lessen my attraction to her at all.
May
19
True story:
Yesterday I realized that every time I watch a movie with the director’s commentary on, I subconsciously picture them in the radio studio from Frasier.
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